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You Know You Watch Too Much Sailor Moon When...

• You visit New York, and at first glance you could have sworn that the Statue of Liberty was holding the Moon scepter in her hand, instead of a torch.
• Your family doesn't eat rice anymore cause they're still picking it out of their hair from your last "eat like Serena" experiment.
• You start to wonder if Catsy was ever a ballerina.
• You replace all the pictures of your family and friends in your wallet, with sailor moon trading cards.
• Whenever you see someone wearing weird clothes, you say "Their fashion sense is way last season."
• You take a trip to the North Pole, not to find Santa, but to destroy the Negaverse.
• You change the picture of the Windows 95 Logo that starts up with Windows, into a picture of Sailor Moon with a caption reading "Sailor Moon says, Windows 95 is now starting."
• You set your computer up to play the opening Sailor Moon theme song when it starts up.
• You set your computer up to play the ending Sailor Moon theme song when it shuts down.
• You set your computer up to play various Sailor Moon sounds for other functions. "Moon Scepter Elimination!" closes a window. "Moon Crystal Power!" opens one. "Kitty Magic!" creates a new folder or file.
• You give up playing Solitaire, for fear of the cards coming to life and draining your energy.
• You have so many Sailor Moon dolls on your bed, there's no room for you!
• Everytime you throw a frisbee, you shout "Moon Tiara Magic!"
• You attempt to swat a fly that's been buzzing around pestering you, but before you kill it, you say "In the name of the moon, I'll punish you!"
• You plan on opening up your very own "Sailor Moon store". With various fashions and giftware relating to the Sailor Scouts. And you ask the Sailor Moon voice actors, to sign autographs at the grand opening.
• You look for the nearest phonebooth, to cry in, whenever you get dumped by your boyfriend.
• You expect everyone who's named 'Amy', to have blue hair and an IQ over 300.
• You sign up for America Online, then proceed to create five different Screen Names for five different Sailors Scouts.
• The only reason you got internet access, was to sign the SOS online petition.
• You hope you are a Sailor scout and Luna just hasn't found you yet.
• You are afraid to use striped pencils, for fear they are part of Neflyte's plans.
• Your car breaks down on the way to work, and you tell your fellow car-poolers that you can all still get there on time if they would just join hands in a circle and chant, "Scout Power...". When they don't go for that, you wave the dipstick at the car in an effort to "heal" it.

• You start making a list of possible names for more of Queen Beyrl's generals. Strobelite, Blacklite, Budlite...
• You plan to someday have five daugthers and name them... Serena, Amy, Raye, Lita, and Mina.
• Anytime one of your friends sees a Sailor Moon related item, they always think of you.
• You call up a local radio station, and ask them to play a song from the Sailor Moon CD.
• You ask someone with the last name of "Moon", if they would name their newborn daughter "Sailor", so there would be a girl named Sailor Moon in real life.
• While being given an ink blot test, by a psychiatrist(that your parents are forcing you to see because of your Sailor Moon fascination), You tell the psychiatrist that the ink blots look like "A crescent moon, a rose, a temple, a floating ball that looks like a cat, a tuxedo, a mask, a tiara..."
• You ask Greg or Raye to find out what tonight's winning lottery numbers will be.
• While reading, your eyes start playing tricks on you. Instead of seeing the name Lisa you see Lita, Nina becomes Mina, Sheena becomes Serena.
• You watch a tv test pattern for an hour one morning, hoping that Sailor Moon will come on. Because your local TV station moved Sailor Moon to a different time slot, and didn't list the change in the TV guide.
• You're more of a Moonie than your sister, and she's in the target audience.
• None of your friends will come to your house anymore, for fear you'll force them to watch Sailor Moon.
• You ask your florist, "Which type of roses have the best aerodynamics?"
• You build a swimming pool in the shape of a crescent moon.
• You have to listen to the Sailor Moon CD, to be able to get to sleep.
• You need to buy an engagement ring, and you vow to only get it at the OSAP jewelry store.
• You've tried to convert your friends into Moonies, so many times that they now run away screaming, if you say something even remotely like "Sailor..."
• Every time you see a new Sailor Moon item, you simply HAVE to buy it!
• Whenever your mom complains about your grades, your response is, "Atleast I'm doing better than Serena!"
• You still think Zoycite is cute, even after learning the truth!
• You get angry when someone comes up with a better YKYWTMSMW than you did.
• You sent in so many YKYWTMSMW suggestions, Starfox has a restraining order against you.
• You fight with your friends over who gets Darian.
• The minute you walk into your local comic store, the guy behind the counter tells you that he has new Salior Moon stuff in stock.
• You can't get the Sailor Moon soundtrack music, out of your head.
• You spend hundreds of dollars buying hair extensions so you can look like Serena.
• You spend hours fiddling with the earring on your right ear, hoping that a VR Visor will materialize across your eyes.
• Whenever you yell or cry, your mouth takes up half your face.
• You come home terribly late, and instead of cutting your allowance or grounding you, your parents decide on the ultimate punishment for you. NO SAILOR MOON FOR TWO WHOLE WEEKS!!!
• You set up an SOS petition table in your local mall.
• You browse through your local white-pages, looking for someone named "Amy Anderson".
• You take your Sailor Moon CD to Sears and slip it into one of the Stereos on display. And proceed to play "Carry On" as loud as you can.
• Your Algebra teacher sends you to the Guidance Counselor because during a test she caught you trying to contact Amy through your pink calculator.
• You get a calm feeling of joy and contentment everytime you are seated in front of the TV and the Sailor Moon theme starts.
• You spend your time looking for a new planet in the Solar System so you can name it and declare yourself the Sailor Scout of that planet!
• You sing the Sailor Moon Theme song at assemblies, instead of your national anthem.
• On a clear evening, you look at the western horizon and say, "Hey, I can see Sailor Venus' planet from here."
• You're playing your Sailor Moon CD while reading this page.
• You bought DoomII just so you could play the Sailor Moon wad.
• You catch yourself (or are caught) whistling or singing "Fighting evil by moonlight..."
• You keep trying to do up your niece's hair like Serena's (much to the dismay of her parents).
• Your teacher actually said something like this to you. "OKAY!!, one more 'Sailor Moon' outta you, and I'm sending you straight to the PRINCIPAL!"..... And there you went.
• Your friends decide that because you are nuts about Sailor Moon and that you are always on the net, that they will nickname you Melvin!
• You take a picture of one of the Sailor Scouts to your hair stylist and say... "Make my hair look like hers."
• You don't associate with anyone who thinks Sailor Moon is lame.
• You give away your pet dog(which you've had since he was just a puppy), because he used your Sailor Mercury doll as a chew-toy.
• You can't look at a squirrel in a park without flinching.
• You start dating one of the Scouts... in your dreams.
• You buy air time on a local TV station and run your own advertisments for sailor Moon.
• You run this YKYWTMSMW list through your 'Print Preview' option and find out it's over 32 pages long, but you go ahead and print it out anyway.
• You find it odd when you see a billboard written in English.
• You actually admit to the sales clerk, that the Sailor Moon dolls you're buying are for yourself, and not a little sister or niece.
• Whenever you hear someone mention 'Moon', you say... (in Beavis&Butthead style) "He said MOON!... heh,heh,heh..." (or would that be YKYWTMSM&B&BW?)
• You are the only one in your school who wants to wear school uniforms.
• You paint Sailor Moon murals on your bedroom walls.
• You see a black cat in an alley and you say to it, "Luna is that you?"
• You ask the Bank of Japan if Sailor Moon's picture will be seen on the new 1,000,000 yen note.
• You keep a diary... not about the events in your own life, but of Serena's life.
• The famous jumping bus scene from 'Speed' & 'Spy Hard' reminds you of the SM episode where Serena takes a bus and ends up in another dimension.
• For the upcoming new season of 'Reboot', you hope to see Dot "rebooting" into a Sailor Scout.
• When the doctor listens to your heartbeat, he discovers it beats in rhythm to the Sailor Moon theme song.
• You got mad when Sailor Mercury decided to stay, because you already made one-way flight reservations to Germany.
• Every bookmark in your web browser is a Sailor Moon link.
• Everyday you inform your friends at work of the updated total number of signatures on the S.O.S. page.
• You become so fascinated with the moon, people start to think you're a werewolf.
• You form your own addict support group just for moonies. But, only succeed in getting every member of the group even more hooked on the show.
• While at the arcade you always play the crane games, hoping to grab a Sailor Moon doll.
• You watch a whole Sailor Moon episode on tape, in slow motion, to see if there are any bits that you couldn't see at normal speed.

• You have arranged your sleep patterns around the show.
• You kept your friend on the phone for nearly two hours, reading him the whole YKYWTMSMW list!
• You tape a banana to a stick and run around yelling "Moon Healing Activation!"
• You run to your local supermarket every week just to see if Darian and Serena's love life made it onto the front pages of the tabloids.
• You think all you need to survive is to eat, sleep, and watch Sailor Moon. Then you think maybe eating and sleeping aren't that important.
• No magnifying glass in your house is safe from your never-ending search for the perfect Crescent Moon Wand.
• You have an office desk made in the shape of a crescent moon.
• You got kicked out of the Coca-Cola bottling plant, because you kept asking when the Sailor Moon commemorative bottles are coming out.
• You see Wonder Woman's boots and wonder if she shops at the same store as Sailor Moon.
• You think that AC/DC's song "ThunderStruck" is about Sailor Jupiter.
• You start to cry whenever the SOS web site releases bad news.
• You're playing basketball, and you suddenly bounce the ball really high and yell, "Luna Ball Kitty Magic!"
• You make your own Sailor V game in Qbasic.
• You write Sony Television, asking them to have a "Sailor Moon" category in Jeopardy. Or "Sailor Moon" as a puzzle in Wheel of Fortune.
• You offer your little sister's friend 50 bucks for her Sailor Moon CD, after you've looked through every store in your area in vain.
• You freely admit that you have a crush on one of the Scouts(or Darian).
• In chemistry class, you add pigtails to the water molecule so it will look like Serena's head.
• You envy Starfox for getting to start everyday by checking e-mail for new YKYWTMSMW contributions.
• Instead of sending your sick friend a "Get Well" card, you send one that says: "Moon Healing Activation."
• You wish Serena said this after using the luna pen. "It just goes to show you that the Luna Pen is mightier than the sword."
• You hang out in front of florist shops, hoping to see Darian.
• You dye your little sister's hair pink. Much to the dislike of your parents.
• Everyday you put Miracle Grow on your hair, in an attempt to get it long enough, that you too can have a meatball head.
• You ask your doctor if you can have x-rays taken of yourself. In hopes of finding a Rainbow Crystal inside you.
• You convert your whole soccer team into Moonies, and suggest they rename the team to "The Soccer Scouts".
• You rearrange the furniture in your apartment so it looks like Darians apartment.
• You get a safety deposit box, at a bank, just to store your complete set of Sailor Moon trading cards.
• You stick your hand in the air and shout "Moon Prism Power!" to see if you'll transform into Sailor Moon.
• You look up the person with the longest hair in the world, in the guiness book of world records, and contact them to suggest they put it up "Serena-style".
• You practice doing the "sailor moon says" laugh.
• You hope to win a 40 million dollor Lotto jackpot, so you can buy the rights to Sailor Moon, and get more episodes translated.
• You think Kerri Strug and Shannon Miller would make great new Sailor Scouts!
• Your friends want you to do something "bad", so you quote the appropriate "Sailor Moon Says", word for word (including the laugh), on why you shouldn't.
• You spend all of your free time thinking up YKYWTMSMW's.
• You've converted more people to Moonies than Rush Limbaugh has to Republicans.
• You have a link to this YKYWTMSMW page on your own homepage.
• You make a bumper sticker that reads: "I break for the Sailor Scouts!"
• You refer to an AA meeting as "Group...healing...participation!"
• While watching Ghostbusters, you hear Egon say "I collect spores, molds, and fungus." and you interpret it as "He collects insults?"
• Whenever it's raining, you have an uncontrollable urge to listen to "Rainy Day Man".
• The only time you get off the internet Sailor Moon web sites, is to watch the show itself.
• Your newborn sister's first words aren't "Mama", they're "Moon Prism Power!"
• Your girlfriend is similar to Serena in so many ways, it's scary. (And you love to be scared! :)
• You send hate mail to the "Anti Sailor Moon Page".
• You insist that your boyfriend dress and behave more like Tuxedo Mask.
• You look up in the night sky, and are shocked to learn that the moon actually has phases other than 'Crescent'!
• You are on a never ending quest, to collect every Sailor Moon picture on the internet.
• You begin to see a lighter, more positive side of Queen Beryl
• You are purposely late for school every day, in hopes of seeing Serena in detention.
• You can't look at a plate of spaghetti and meatballs without thinking about Sailor Moon.
• You begin to wonder what the guys in your class would look like in a tuxedo and a cape.
• You call the annoying nerd in your class, Melvin.
• You brush your Sailor Scout doll's hair more than you brush your own.
• You try to make a floating Luna Ball from a helium balloon.
• You get a paper cut, but instead of getting a bandaid, you instantly take out a pen and wave it around yelling "Moon Healing Activation".
• At any mention of karaoke, you immediately start singing "Home On The Range", Ann stlye.
• You become known as the 'Human Sailor Moon Encyclopedia'.
• You keep having thoughts that Rapunzel was actually Princess Serena and the Prince was Prince Darian. (Were they also re-born in medieval times?)
• You unconsciously talk in Molly's accent for long periods of time.
• You take a sudden liking to vanilla prune shakes.
• You attempt to save enough money to buy the local football stadium. So you can rename it the "Serena Arena".
• You refuse to listen to 'Pink Floyd' because you think that "The Dark Side of the Moon" has to be part of a negaverse plot.
• Sailor Moon is more important to you, than even your family and friends.
• You're parents call you 'meatball head' whenever you're down, and you feel better within seconds.
• You answer the phone with a pleasant "Hidee Ho!", no matter who it happens to be.
• During a thunderstorm you jump on your trampoline as high as possible, while doing the appropriate hand moves and shouting "Jupiter Thunder Crash"!
• You try to suck up energy by using a vacuum cleaner on your friends.
• You are the only GUY in your high school with a Sailor Moon backpack. And are proud of it!
• On the first night you get your new computer, you immediately log-on to the internet, and search out Sailor Moon web sites, and stay on wayyyyy past 6 AM looking at ONLY Sailor Moon web sites.
• You and a fellow Moonie friend, spend hours arguing over the exact true color of Raye's hair.
• You wrap your sandwich with 'Serena Wrap'.
• When you shut your computer down you have it set up to say "Sailor Moon says, see ya!". AND you never get bored of hearing it...
• You propose some street names in new housing development areas. e.g. Sailor Moon St., Avery Ave., Darian Dr., Reeny Rd., Lita Lane, Catsy Cres., Prisma Place, Birdy Blvd., Tuxedo Mask Terrance.
• You call every arcade in town, and ask if Andrew is working tonight.
• You just KNOW that all the flute players in the school orchestra are aliens, with a Doom Tree in their house.
• You can type "Sailor Moon" faster than your own name!
• You throw around ice cubes while yelling "Mercury Ice Bubbles Freeze!".
• Your friend buys a Sailor Moon doll of your favorite Scout, and uses it as a voodoo doll on you. And it works!
• You receive 200+ messages a day from Sailor Moon mailing lists.
• You SEND 200+ messages a day to Sailor Moon mailing lists.
• You order your friends and family never to phone you, while Sailor Moon is on.
• You look into a mirror and think you see Sailor Moon.
• You print up hundreds of SOS fliers, and rent a plane to drop them over your city.
• You and your Moonie friends get together and make a music video for the Sailor Moon theme song.
• Your parents yell at you for turning your light on and off during the night, and your excuse is you kept on thinking of great YKYWTMSMW's.
• You can make Moonies out of people who have never even seen the show.
• You have actually been to every Sailor Moon web site that exist.
• You drive your friends crazy by reading them this entire YKYWTMSMW list.
• You think that if the entire police department started wearing... short skirts, big bows, and long white gloves, they would catch more bad guys.
• You do the 'Mina wave' whenever you see your friends.
• You watch your recorded tapes of Sailor moon in slow motion just so it'll last longer.
• Your parents wear earplugs all the time, because you will not shut up about Sailor Moon.
• Every time you see a link to a new Sailor Moon web site, you simply have to check it out!
• You run away from home and sit on a swing in the park to see if Serena and Darian will show up to take you home.
• You're playing Monopoly with friends and you absolutely insist on using the top hat for your token.
• When your watch alarm starts beeping, you immediately talk into it, saying something like "What is it?, Mina."
• You yell "Moon Crystal Power!" while getting dressed in the morning.
• You spend 2 hours every night practicing on your flute, in hopes of mastering Alan's song and finally being able to summon a Cardian.
• Your house is on fire and instead of calling the fire department you stand outside and yell "Mercury Ice-Bubbles Freeze!"
• You call your mom Queen Serenity.
• You always wear some type of Sailor Moon item to school, in hopes of attracting other Moonies to you.
• You start a company to make Sailor Moon toys and stuff, in hopes of making her more REAL.
• When playing SimCity 2000, you always name the cities you create "Moon Kingdom" or "Crystal Tokyo".
• You're up at 1 am, sending YKYWTMSMW suggestions to Starfox.
• Your printer runs out of paper, because you decided to print this list out.
• You'd love to see all the Sailor Scouts do the Macarena together!
• You write a letter to your local tv station, asking them to put Sailor Moon back on the air.
• You have trouble getting a job, because where it asks for your name on the application, you always put "Sailor Moon".
• You fall hopelessly in love with someone you met on a Sailor Moon mailing list.
• A 'Trekkie' calls YOU an obsessed fan.
• You get hypnotized, in an attempt to try and remember your past life on the moon.
• You are mad when your teachers at school, refuse to call you by what you consider to be your true identity... "Sailor Moon".
• You desperately run for your life whenever a girl asks you out for some chocolate parfait.
• You start to see a striking resemblance between Darian and Keano Reeves.
• You have more Sailor Moon toys than your kids, and they aren't allowed to touch yours.
• You grow your hair long, dye it black, wear red mini skirts, and carry a pack of matches at all times.
• The day that Sailor Moon was taken off the air in the U.S., you packed your bags and moved to Canada.
• You subscribe to the VERY active Sailor Moon mailing lists.
• Your teachers are able to recognize that contented 'daydreaming about Sailor Moon' look on your face.
• Each time you're in a bad situation, your hand starts plucking at the front of your shirt, unconsciously trying to reach for your moon locket.
• Your 'quality of life' has gone down, ever since Sailor Moon was taken off the air.
• While at a baseball game, at first glance the scoreboard seems to read: "strikes, balls, and outies"!
• When you sleep over at your friends' house, you try in vain to stay awake just a little longer than them, so you can search through their stuff for the silver crystal.
• Whenever you toast marshmallows at a campfire, you wisper "Mars Celestial Fire Surround!" in hopes of achieving the perfect equally toasted on each side marshmallow.
• You walk around with your cat draped over your shoulder.
• You take your Barbie doll to a toy store and ask if you can trade it in for a Sailor Moon doll.
• You buy a thermometer just because it has mercury in it.
• You plan to dress up as a Sailor Scout for Halloween. And you're a guy!
• Thanks to you, there's now a five day waiting period to purchase roses in your state.
• Every time you see a Firebird driving by, you wonder if Sailor Mars is driving it. (Mars Firebird Strike!)
• You make dozens of video tape copies of the first 12 episodes of Sailor Moon. And once a week, you leave a tape in a public place for someone to find. In hopes of creating more and more Moonies.
• You spend hours pondering, 'If Catsy were really a cat, What kind of cat would she be?'
• Whenever your little brother is flipping through channels and stops when he finds BARNEY on, You immediately grab the remote control, point it at the screen, and yell "Moon Scepter Elimination!"
• You practice running and jumping in red high heeled shoes.
• Your house is burning down and you have a choice. Save your brother OR your Sailor Moon stuff... You will miss your brother. :)
• On every rainy day, you go to the nearest gazebo and wait to see if some girl is dumped, so you can be there to comfort her.
• Your looking at the Perodic Table and notice that they haven't named the last six elements, so you begin to make up names for them. (Moonium, Marsium, Jupiterium, Venusium, Tuxedoium, Mollyium)
• You're reading this YKYWTMSMW list right now, instead of doing your homework.
• You can't sit through an astronomy class without having an overwhelming desire to watch Sailor Moon.
• Your parents know everything there is to know about the show and they don't even watch it!
• Your answering machine message goes "Hi-dee-ho! Answering Machine Activation! Beep!".
• Your friend calls you a 9th level Moonie, because you started to attract Sailor Moon followers. (for us D&D'ers)
• You complain to 'People magazine' that the Sailor Scouts and Darian didn't make their famous list(The 50 most beautiful people in the world).
• You buy a toy Crescent Moon Wand, just so you have something to break open your piggy bank with.
• You're playing the card game 'hearts', and everytime someone tries to "shoot the moon", you think they are from the Negaverse.
• You're watching The Wizard of Oz, and at anytime you expect Dorothy to ask advice of Glinda(who should have long green hair) by pushing on Toto's nose. And then pull out a key and shout,"Crystal key! Take me home!"
• You spend hours pondering, if a live action Sailor Moon movie is made, should Ellen Degeneres play the part of Zoycite or Sailor Uranus?
• You run out and buy the new Tori Amos CD just because it's titled "Hey Jupiter" and you think she's talking about Lita.
• You build a big fire in the fireplace, and ask it for tomorrows lottery numbers.
• You go outside and ask the stars for tomorrows lottery numbers, when the fire didn't answer.
• While changing for gym class everyone laughs at your (5 sizes too small because they only sell them in kids sizes) Sailor Moon underwear, but you show it off anyway.
• For the new season of 'Sliders' you hope to see Quinn Mallory and friends, slide into a world protected by the Sailor Scouts.
• You've downloaded every Sailor Moon .midi file you could find, and are listening to them as you read this.
• You begin to wonder where in Serena's house is Luna's litter-box.
• You write to MTV and ask if Daria(from Beavis and Butt-Head) and Melvin are long lost brother and sister.
• You have gone to every charm, make-up, ice-cream, department, and grocery store, in search of a certain four sisters...
• You wonder if Birdy and Ru Paul get their clothes from the same store.
• When your younger sister's friends come over, they spend more time with you than her. Because you have all the Sailor Moon trading cards and have the coolest Sailor Moon web sites memorized.
• You've put your Sailor Moon CD in your CD player so often, that PINK is now your favorite color.
• You cry yourself to sleep at night humming "My Only Love".
• You rig your computer up so that it plays the Sailor Moon theme song as your alarm in the morning.
• After spending 2 hours on the phone with another Moonie, and another hour in front of the mirror, you were finnally able to come up with a hair style much like Serena's... AND wore it to school on picture day.
• Your teachers somehow mistake your Serena-like hair style to look like Princess Leia's, and you're forced to correct them.
• You've added a line to your nightly prayers asking that Sailor Moon be brought back on the air.
• The only way you can make it through the school day is by humming, "Carry On" to yourself.
• Every time there's a power blackout, you suspect a major battle with the Negaverse is taking place.
• When you break up with your girlfriend, you toss a handful of rose petals into the breeze, letting them float away before reciting "Our love is like a rose: beautiful while in bloom, but it can not last forever."
• During a 3-hour formal graduation ceremony, you get detention for standing up, thrusting the skeleton key, you stole from the Janitor, in the air, and yelling "Crystal Key, take me back!"
• While in the detention hall, you get in even more trouble for sticking post-it notes on everybody's foreheads.
• You later get suspended for repeatedly blinking the lights on and off, while mumbling something about thunder.
• Your principal still doesn't understand why you call her Queen Beryl, though she is satisfied that you are finally treating her with respect. (or so she thinks!...)

• You buy a faster modem, just so you can download more Sailor Moon multimedia files.
• You read this page atleast once a week, just to reaffirm that you are not alone in your Sailor Moon obsession.
• When your local record store called you to say that they had just received in a shipment of Sailor Moon soundtrack CDs, you run out the door and to the store, as fast as Serena late for school!
• You sometime receive 'vibes' around certain individuals, and then procede to hum the Sailor Moon theme, in hopes he/she is a fellow Moonie. (We Moonies can sense these things, ya know... ^_^)
• Every time you hear Van Halen's song "Hot For Teacher", you can't help but think of Miss Haruna.
• Your parents say... "Okay, that's it! Sailor Moon... Sailor Moon... That's all you ever talk about. You have one minute to choose: Who do you love more, Sailor Moon or your dear parents?" One minute later, you're an orphan.
• You drive your mom crazy by reading her the entire YKYWTMSMW list.
• During break periods at school, you and your Moonie friends play Sailor Moon charades.
• You wear your Halloween costume of your favorite Sailor Scout, when it isn't even Halloween.
• You trade the family dog in and get a black cat instead, hoping your parents won't notice.
• You refuse to go to the Airport, fearing Jedite might try to run you over with jets.
• You do your favorite Sailor Moon impressions whenever your relatives come to visit. (uhhmmm... Maybe that's why no one came over last Christmas?)
• You plan on renting an expensive tuxedo for Halloween.
• You keep watering and fertilizing all the trees near your house, hoping they will grow strong and energetic and finally talk to you.
• You wonder if the person who created the saying: "Red sky in the morning, sailors take warning..." was really Tuxedo Mask!
• You run from shoe store to shoe store in a mad search for a pair of knee-high blue boots.
• You buy an absurd number of shares in the Mercury record label.
• You throw out your alarm clock and train your cat to wake you up in the morning.
• You manage to convince a group of your friends to dress up with you for Halloween as the Sailor Scouts, and they don't even like Sailor Moon. (Your reasoning: You're so anal that you want to have the complete cast along with you, so you can act out episodes along the way. Their reasoning: So that you'll finally shut up and stop hounding them.)
• You can't get to sleep at night unless you recite "so sleepy, so tired, ahh, sleep...." in a very tired voice.
• You won't give out candy to kids on Halloween unless they're wearing a Sailor Scout costume.
• When you hear on the news that there's a thunderstorm warning, you think, 'Somebody must have made fun of Lita's old boyfriend!'
• You think that Sailor Moon should be a 'Barker's Beauty' on "The Price Is Right".
• You go to the local newsstand and insist that they should hold a contest. With the first prize being: Two tickets on the sunset romance cruise ship.
• You have completed a full circle of the 'Sailor Moon Ring of Power'.
• You're wearing a Sailor Moon costume, as you read this page.
• You see Vincent Van Gogh's painting "The Stary Night" in an art gallery, and you are confused, because it doesn't seem to have anything to do with Rayes song...
• You reprogram your schools computerized sprinkler system, to announce "Mercury Water Blast!" just before it activates the water sprinklers.
• You wonder if Tuvok should be the Sailor Scout of Vulcan.
• Your teachers have to call you by your favorite scouts name, just to get your attention.
• You get sent to the principal's office for talking about Sailor Moon in class too much. But while you're there, you manage to turn the principal into a Moonie!
• You still read this list, even though you're not Canadian.
• You go to your local electronic department store, and change the channels on all of the display TV's, to the station that is about to show Sailor Moon.
• You carved a pumpkin with Luna's face.
• Your 'write in' vote for President was Sailor Moon.
• You write to NASA, and try to convince them that they should have another mission to the moon, to search for the ruins of the Moon Kingdom.
• You dye your hair red, practice up on your Brooklyn accent, and spraypaint OSAP on the side of your house.
• You call a local radio station and ask why "The Love Line" got taken off the air.
• You go to every ski resort in the country, looking for the 'Miss Moon Princess Ski Competition'.
• You cry like serena when you visit the YKYWTMSMW web page, and it hasn't been updated since yesterday.
• You buy a 'Smashing Pumpkins' CD, just because there's a song called "Luna" on it.
• You're watching the X-Files and you begin to wonder, where were Mulder and Scully when Ann and Alan appeared.
• You own the complete Sailor Moon bed set: sheets, comforter, and pillows.
• No matter how hard you study, you always seem to only get a 30% on your tests.
• You hear the 'Barney song' and you think 'Wait a minute, I thought it went, "Rain or shine..."'.
• Whenever you come across something on this list that you don't get, you vow to rewatch all the Sailor Moon episodes until you find the reference.
• You receive a Periodic table of Elements in science class, and you proceed to shred it, burn it, and scatter its ashes, because it had "BERYLlium" on it.
• You flunk your science test the next day, and your excuse is, that it was "in the name of love and justice".
• You wonder what brand of hair conditioner that Mina and Raye use, to keep their hair so thick and lustrous.
• You have managed to memorize practically every line of dialog, for every Sailor Moon episode.
• You know who Naoko Takeuchi is...
• You ask your friends to write down some YKYWTMSMW's, and they write down "Your name is (your name here)".
• You hold 'ID Software' responsible for creating the DOOM tree.
• You're running your computer on Microsoft Windows NT, instead of Windows 95. Just because you think NT stands for 'Naoko Takeuchi'.
• Your girlfriend thinks you are having an affair with a girl named Serena.
• You wore black the week after Sailor Moon was cancelled in the US, and have a Sailor Moon alter in your room where you can light candles and mourn the loss of our heroine.
• You think of Sailor Moon as a school subject. You study it, quiz yourself on it, and hire tutors(professional Moonies) to help you study, if you get a bad grade(like a 30) on a quiz.
• You start signing all of your e-mails "I'm Outtie."
• People tell you that you are actually starting to look like a Sailor Scout.
• You tell your best friend about your guy troubles and she tells you how much like Lita you are... and then she proceeds to give you advice, like Mina.
• You get upset that your blood type is B, instead of O, like Lita's... and proceed to argue with your doctor about it, making sure he didn't make some kind of mistake.
• You go jogging every morning, hoping to see Darian.
• You scream 'Mercury Ice Bubbles Freeze' whenever you use the freezers automatic ice dispenser.
• You don't surf the net anymore, you SAIL it!
• Your mother and father dress up like Sailor Moon and Tuxedo Mask, just so you'll pay attention to them.
• You wave your hands,ala Queen Beryl, over any remotely spherical object.
• Your morning doesn't really start until you hug your Sailor Moon dolls.
• You're well on your way to collecting enough Sailor Moon trading cards to cover a whole wall.
• You'd love to see Sailor Mars do the Maca-RAYE-na!
• You were dissappointed that there wasn't a Sailor Moon float in the Macy's Thanks Giving Day parade.
• You can play the entire Sailor Moon theme song, using the buttons on your touchtone phone.
• You want Serena and Darian to get married so much, you stage a mock wedding using your Sailor Moon dolls.
• You're told to do a report on Mars, for science class... And a week later you turn in a complete report on Raye!
• Your letter to Santa begins with, "Dear Santa Claus, I have been a very good Sailor Scout this year..."
• You drive 700 miles to Canada, just to meet the Sailor Moon voice actors.
• You wander aimlessly around the city streets, shouting "Luna! Here Luna!".
• At Christmas time, you think Melvin should say, "Hi-dee-HO-HO-HO!"
• You wonder if Luna and Artemis were ever friends with the Samurai Pizza Cats.
• The two primary words in your vocabulary are 'Sailor' and 'Moon'.
• You're called 'a ditz' by your friends, and you're proud of it because it makes you seem more like Serena!
• You decide you're school should be more like Serenas. So, you buy and wear a Japanese sailor school girl uniform to school... Even though you're a guy!
• You visit atleast one new Sailor Moon web site, each time you're on the net.
• You buy a huge trampoline, so you can learn how to do Luna's aerial somersaults, in hopes of producing a Luna Disguise Pen.
• You write a letter to the producers of the X-Files, suggesting that they write an episode where Mulder and Scully track down and uncover a government conspiracy to deprive american fans of Sailor Moon.
• Someone you know gets abducted, and the kidnappers sent you a ransom note demanding all your valuables in exchange for whoever it is that they kidnapped. You hesitate a moment, but then decide to comply, packing everything you value into a satchel. At the agreed location, you make the trade-off. Five minutes later, in their get-away vehicle, the crooks are puzzling over the contents in the bag as you weep for your loss: a sailor moon cd, your sailor moon dolls, tapes of the sailor moon series, all the stuff you downloaded from the net...
• You are very disappointed after going to five different Karaoke places and discovering not a single place had 'Oh Starry Night'.
• You believe Beethoven's 'Moonlight Sonata' was composed in honor of Princess Serenity's birth.
• You spend hours trying to figure out the most appropriate spelling of... Reeny, or is it Reenie?, or Rini?, or Reney?...
• You plan on fasting the day before December 14th. So, you'll be able to eat the 10 boxes of Strawberry Pop Tarts you're going to buy.
• You make up Sailor Moon jokes... ie: What do you get when you cross Sailor Moon's cat and a clock? A Lunatick!
• You do your history term paper on ancient moon civilizations.
• You sing "My Only Love" in your school's talent show.
• You wonder if the girl in your class who's constantly fixing her makeup is really from the Negamoon.
• You design your own color scheme, special powers, and planetary symbol, just in case you're really the Sailor Scout of some still undiscovered planet.
• You write a letter to the president, hoping that he'll declare December 14th, National Pop Tart day!
• It's December 15th(the day after), and do you ever have a tummy ache!
• When you're at someones birthday party and you didn't bring a gift you yell, "Kitty Magic! Make a birthday present for (whoever)!"
• You send fan e-mail to your favorite voice star of Sailor Moon, via the Sailor Moon Voice Stars web site.
• Just before you change clothes, you yell, "Moon Prism Power!"
• You know more YKYWTMSMW's than Jeff Foxworthy knows "You Might Be a Redneck If..." jokes.
• You get annoyed that the O.J. Simpson trial lasted longer than Sailor Moon did in the U.S.
• You play on a flute using Alan's flute music in front of a small tree. Then you shake it while saying, "Why isn't this Doom Tree reviving?!"
• You shorted out your toaster, the day after the SOS procott.
• You wish you had created the YKYWTMSMW web page. :)
• Every item on your Christmas list begins with the word, SAILOR...
• You think the famous Great Red Spot on the planet Jupiter, is really a zit on Lita's face.
• Your birthday cake is in the shape of a crescent moon.
• You ask the Asian weather bureau to name the 19th typhoon of the year, "Typhoon Serena".
• You're worried that Santa might be collaborating with Queen Beryl at the North Pole.
• You try to put your short hair up in meatballs to look like Serena, but end up looking more like Luna!
• You buy a fast motorcycle, and ride it down the road at high speed, hoping you'll change into Tuxedo Mask.
• You've bought so much Sailor Moon merchandise lately, that you forget to save money for Christmas gifts! uhhmmm... Maybe my grandmother would like a Sailor Moon poster?... :)
• The only thing you ask Santa for Christmas is that he brings back Sailor Moon.
• Your Christmas tree has a Star Locket on the top and ornaments that look like Rainbow Crystals.
• The Santa in the shopping mall goes home puzzled over that one kid that kept asking for "Serena and Darian" to get back together.
• You're including a box of Strawberry Pop Tarts with every Christmas gift you give this year.
• Early one morning you discover a huge glowing tree in your house, and you drag it outside and burn it because you think it's the Doom Tree. Unfortunately, it was the CHRISTMAS tree, and your family sure is angry!
• You hope that by this time next year, there will be a Sailor Moon Christmas special on TV.
• You stop using batteries because they have a NEGAtive terminal.
• You rearrange your whole university school schedule so that you can get home in time to watch Sailor Moon.
• All you wanted for Christmas was the Sailor Scouts.
• You were disappointed when you ran to the Christmas tree on Christmas morning and the Sailor Scouts were not gathered around it wrapped in a Christmas bow.